First of all, let me apologize for being all angsty "Gone Girl" and going the full J.D. Salinger on y'all.
I have to say, I've kinda enjoyed the hiatus. Not that I don't miss writing, I DO! But it's been rather cathartic to be a lazy motherfucker for the last six months; with my biggest "deadline" being finishing my NetFlix queue of "Orange Is The New Black" before season three kicks off. But now, it's time to reenter the land of the living from my toasty newlywed cocoon of love and lust and all the rest of that sappy Nicholas Sparks crap.*
*By the way, Norm is the raddest husband in...EVER! He shares my sense of humor (God help us all), encourages my shenanigans, and feels that lemon meringue pie and M&M's are totally acceptable breakfast entrees. I love him mad hard.
My next few weeks of posts are going to be a rather erratic montage of marital bliss and "WTF!?!?" as within the next 12 days my family is moving from bustling Portland, Oregon, to a coastal town in Washington with a population of less than 2,000 people (and no Starbucks. I shit you not.) As such, I will be transitioning from a life in academia and the non-profit sector to being a full-time homeschooling, organic gardening mom.*
*I swear this is true. And no. . .I haven't been drinking.
Sooooo, buckle up, y'all. We're packing up the clan and we're leaving Beverlyyyyyyy...*
*Hills, that is.
This oughta be good. :-)